just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Randomize
