I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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