My brain says no but my pants say off.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
