I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Congratulations! We have a period
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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