There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
cat food counts as protein by the way
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
