ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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