She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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