Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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