we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
