I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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