Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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