He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
