just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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