i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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