Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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