is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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