Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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