Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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