They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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