dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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