I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
did you just send me my own nude
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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