I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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