he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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