if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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