Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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