I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Come on in and take your pants off
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