areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think my vagina is haunted
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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