Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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