K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm sobbing to NWA
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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