I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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