is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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