maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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