i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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