dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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