I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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