great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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