You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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