She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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