hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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