I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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