$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i think i just lost a toe
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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