what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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