Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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