So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
the room spins SO much faster in panama
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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