That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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