let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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