She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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