just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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