I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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