If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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